have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
im screaming i love ellen
- fav character: [kills someone]
- me: aw
you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian
- girl: what are you doing?
- boy: something i should have done a long time ago
art student hair
FINALLY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?